SAME BODEN.
DIFFERENT LAPTOP.

FREEDOM
LIQUIDITY
PARDONS
$BODEN

A MORE
DEGEN AMERICA
IS POSSIBLE.

Hunter Boden mascot holding a microphone

HUNTER BODEN FOR AMERICA ★

THE LAPTOPIS LOST

THE OFFICIAL HEADQUARTERS OF A MAN WITH A MIC, A MISSING LAPTOP, AND ABSOLUTELY NO PLAN TO EXPLAIN ANY OF IT.

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REAL UTILITY: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. REAL VIBES: EVERYTHING.

DECLASSIFIED FILES // 001—006

THE HUNTER BODEN LORE

Every campaign needs a platform. This one has six allegations and a drawing habit.

???

LAPTOP LOST

It’s out there somewhere. Probably charging.

CASE OPEN

CRACK COCAINE
CONNOISSEUR

A totally unserious piece of fictional meme lore.

REFINED TASTE

★♬★

STRIPPER ADVOCATE

Supporting small businesses, one dollar bill at a time.

PRO BUSINESS

● ● ●
● ◐

I PAINT COOL ART

Modern art. Thick lines. Zero explanation.

CULTURE

MAGA

MAGA WHISPERER

He whispers. Somebody somewhere probably listens.

VERY QUIET

SON OF BODEN

The legacy lives on. The spelling does not.

DYNASTY

★ TOP SECRET-ish ★

THE EVIDENCE TABLE

Everything from the original briefcase, reconstructed as an aggressively official internet exhibit.

PARDONFILE NO. 46-ish

EXHIBIT Atotally normal cash

LOST

EXHIBIT Bdefinitely the laptop

OFFICIAL MEMORANDUM

Subject: Hunter Boden

Status: Online

Laptop: Not online

Art: Cool

APPROVED ★

THE LAPTOP ESCAPE SIMULATOR // TOTALLY OFFICIAL

FLAPPY BODEN

Keep Hunter airborne, dodge the laptop towers, and preserve the lore. Tap, click, or hit SPACE to flap.

CURRENT SCORE0

BEST SCORE0

STATUSREADY

CONTROLS: TAP · CLICK · SPACE // DODGE THE LAPTOPS.

JOIN THE CAMPAIGN NOBODY ASKED FOR

MAKE MEMES
GREAT AGAIN

Buy the coin, follow the account, post deranged art, and keep searching for the laptop.

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“I MAY HAVE LOST THE LAPTOP, BUT WE HAVEN’T LOST THE VIBE.” — HUNTER BODEN ★