SAME BODEN.
DIFFERENT LAPTOP.
FREEDOM
LIQUIDITY
PARDONS
$BODEN
A MORE
DEGEN AMERICA
IS POSSIBLE.
Honter Boden mascot holding a microphone
HONTER BODEN FOR AMERICA

THE LAPTOPIS LOST

THE OFFICIAL HEADQUARTERS OF A MAN WITH A MIC, A MISSING LAPTOP, AND ABSOLUTELY NO PLAN TO EXPLAIN ANY OF IT.

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REAL UTILITY: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.   REAL VIBES: EVERYTHING.
DECLASSIFIED FILES // 001—006

THE HONTER BODEN LORE

Every campaign needs a platform. This one has six allegations and a drawing habit.

???

LAPTOP LOST

It’s out there somewhere. Probably charging.

CASE OPEN

CRACK COCAINE
CONNOISSEUR

A totally unserious piece of fictional meme lore.

REFINED TASTE

STRIPPER ADVOCATE

Supporting small businesses, one dollar bill at a time.

PRO BUSINESS
● ● ●
● ◐

I PAINT COOL ART

Modern art. Thick lines. Zero explanation.

CULTURE
MAGA

MAGA WHISPERER

He whispers. Somebody somewhere probably listens.

VERY QUIET

SON OF BODEN

The legacy lives on. The spelling does not.

DYNASTY
★ TOP SECRET-ish ★

THE EVIDENCE TABLE

Everything from the original briefcase, reconstructed as an aggressively official internet exhibit.

PARDONFILE NO. 46-ish
EXHIBIT Atotally normal cash
LOST
EXHIBIT Bdefinitely the laptop
OFFICIAL MEMORANDUM

Subject: Honter Boden

Status: Online

Laptop: Not online

Art: Cool

APPROVED ★
JOIN THE CAMPAIGN NOBODY ASKED FOR

MAKE MEMES
GREAT AGAIN

Buy the coin, follow the account, post deranged art, and keep searching for the laptop.

“I MAY HAVE LOST THE LAPTOP, BUT WE HAVEN’T LOST THE VIBE.” — HONTER BODEN ★
CONTRACT COPIED ★